about
Welcome to the family of $BORAT coin. We are like my village - sometimes confusing, always entertaining!
Invest in $BORAT, and you will have more fun than wrestling match with my brother Bilo.
But remember, no need to sell your wife or trade your best goat. Chenqui!
HOw Buy?
You don't need to trade wife, or sell sister, or give away your most handsome son to get $BORAT. No, no. You just need to buy with ETH. How?
Get Some ETH
Yagshemash! To get $BORAT coin, you need ETH in your wallet, like sheep in pen. No ETH? No problem! You can buy right on MetaMask, like buying goat at market. Or you can send ETH from another wallet or from an exchange, like moving sheep to new pen. Chenqui!
GO TO UNISWAP
Next, you need to connect with Uniswap. Go to app.uniswap.org in your Browser or inside your MetaMask app, like going to visit cousin in next village. Connect your wallet. Then, paste $BORAT token address into Uniswap, Choose "Borat Token" and give big confirm, like nodding at good joke. When MetaMask ask for wallet signature, give it. Like signing autograph for fan. Easy, yes?
Swap ETH For $BORAT
Now, you swap your ETH for $BORAT, as easy as swapping potatoes or finding new wife. Don't forget, once you grab your $BORAT, you join our community. It's like being part of one big, joyful village party. Come, be a part of our wonderfully crazy family! Chenqui!
jOIN US
You like $BORAT, yes? I like you too! Let's become friends on social medias.
Total supply
690,000,000,000
Now, you ask, why we do fair launch? Why no investor? Why no VCs? Why no team allocation? Very good question.
For start, $BORAT is for the people! It is not for make benefit of rich investor or fancy venture capitalist. It not for team make money off top. No, no.
It for every person, every citizen of Kazakhstan, and even people outside Kazakhstan.
EXCHANGE
LISTINGS 10%
Liquidity
90%
tokenomics
ROADMAP
The Launch:
First, We launch $BORAT to the world. We do this with big party, lots of dancing, maybe even a wrestling match! We tell all our fans on Twitter, Discord, and Telegram - make sure you join, yes?
Spread the word:
Next, We ask all our fans, all our followers to talk about $BORAT. Tell your friends, your family, your neighbor, even your mother-in-law! We make $BORAT as famous as Gypsy tears or mankini!
Outreach Programs:
We will visit villages, towns, cities - maybe even different countries! We organize $BORAT gatherings, like village fair but with less horse. We make everyone know $BORAT.
Online Campaigns:
We start online campaigns. Maybe meme contest, maybe video challenge - who can make best "Very nice!" impression? Winner gets $BORAT!
Partnerships:
We reach out to big businesses, big personalities. Maybe they accept $BORAT? Maybe they promote $BORAT? We make $BORAT part of every conversation.
So, this is plan. This is how we make $BORAT number one cryptocurrency in all of Kazakhstan, and maybe all of world! Remember, is not just about make money. Is about make change. Chenqui!